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Romance is dead, and that’s fine by me. After all, I’m in the business of heartbreak, and it’s booming.

As one of Seattle’s top divorce attorney’s, I’m climbing my way up the corporate food chain one broken heart at a time.

Lavish parties – check
Hot dates – double check
No strings attached – wouldn’t have it any other way

Being a notorious heartbreaker has its perks. Until one too many drinks and a ring on my left hand changes everything.

If only I stayed in.
If only I stopped after the third shot.
If only I said truth instead of dare.

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